"I rolled a Nat 20 for searching the room!"
"Awesome! You found 345 hair clips, 143 hair ties, 3 missing puzzle pieces, 5.5 Barbie shoes, 37 socks, and 4 nose spray caps."
"And the toy I was looking for?"
"Nope, sorry."
My favourite is the 10 opened boardgame boxes with no contents in sight.