Kevin Karhan :verified:<p>There's a reason <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/Waterslides" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Waterslides</span></a> only go <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/downwards" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>downwards</span></a>... </p><p>Because it <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZCTWm3SLbc&amp;t=1039s" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">doesn't work otherwise</a>.... </p><ul><li><em>"<a href="https://infosec.space/tags/FuckAroundAndFindOut" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FuckAroundAndFindOut</span></a>"</em> is not a way to <a href="https://infosec.space/tags/engineer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>engineer</span></a> something that is <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZCTWm3SLbc&amp;t=1418s" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">aimed to be used</a> by the <em>"Average Joanna"</em> even if she's named "Dark"...</li></ul><p>Cuz that's how <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZCTWm3SLbc&amp;t=1772s" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">a child dies on a waterslide</a>...</p><ul><li>And when <em>rich white kids with political connections</em> die, there is political pressure to investigate and <a href="https://youtu.be/xZCTWm3SLbc&amp;t=1844" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">find evidence</a>...</li></ul><p>Only <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQHKm8Lnu-s&amp;t=91s" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Cannonball Loop</a> was more absurd...</p>