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hugo. @grammaticus@nerdculture.de
"No, *you* put the kettle on." 
Why do I have to do everything around here? 
@grammaticus cat: turn the stove on i fucking dare you...you, whore.
xD
@grammaticus Unless that hob is induction there’s a way that cat can get a lovely warm bottom.
@PaulNickson since I bought an air fryer I hard ever use it. Now it mostly serves as his spot for sunbathing 
@grammaticus They know don’t they. Now if he did want to warm his bottom he could sit on the air fryer.
@grammaticus @PaulNickson
We've given away our hoover - it was only collecting dust.
h/t to Tim Vine inevitably…
@blingoali @grammaticus Ah, Tim Vine - Godfather of the dad joke.
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