The cop pulled George over for speeding and asked to see his drivers license. George passed it to her, and she clucked her tongue.
"You've just doubled your trouble--this is an #invalid license."
"What're you talking about! This license is the healthiest, most robust one I've ever forged!" George's angry retort came out in an alcoholic cloud. "Oh no. Now I've tripled my trouble, haven't I."
"More like quadrupled it," the cop said.
[yeah, sorry, I'll see myself out.]